Gerard Andrew Joseph James
alias: The One Hobbit or White Boy
4th July 1990
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the 4th of July

i had the best 4th of july weekend this year :)

celebrations started early this year with a nice dinner with la famiglia on 29June at Ben&Jerrys at Dempsey Hill, had an awesome egg and steak sandwich, lovely blueberry pie which eleanor recommended and a superb daiquiri cocktail (white rum and lime) the atmosphere there is grt too its like your in another country, its so cool. :)

then the preparations for the white boy's party began during the week. mum bought awesome bratwursts at carrefour on thurs and nice sliced honey baked ham too, they're nice n big n juicy. and dad bought booze pretzels nachos and mustard on fri. altogether he bought 18 shandys (3 6packs), 8 hoegardens, 6 corona, 4barcardi lime, 3 hooch orange and 3 hooch blackcurrant. well all that added together makes for all the things needed for a great whiteboy 4th of july party :)

homies came around 7 and were just amazed by how good the brats were and how they exploded with juice in their mouths and the lovely bite of good thick sausage in each one. well before that, how many of them got to my house was really hilarious a bit white too, weiliang got sent so he arrived early, justin and colin were the only ones who managed to follow my simple directions in the sms and got here on their own, jem and johnson decided to walk to my house from the busstop after macritchie, ernest, jiayi and wilbert took the bus from the j8 side of the road and stopped at whitley and wandered into sin ming (the car repair place there) and got lost so they took a cab to my place. ben and terence both came late bcos of OAC challenge both both got here on their own as well. and after one round of sausages came the wonderfully honeyed ham (by yours truly of course) which went great with the pineapple and mustard. then cheers all around when i brought out 2 6-packs of shandy which was accompanied by our rendition of nelly's ride with me:

the real lyrics are
If you wanna go and take a ride wit me
We three-wheelin in the fo' with the gold D's
Oh why do I live this way? (Hey, must be the money!)

i think we sung it as:
If you wanna go and take a ride wit me
I say pitcher with the doe and the does-si-dy
Say why do I live this way? (Hey, pass me the money)

the second line in our rendition looks rather gibberish its sounds more than words haha.you could say it sounds like a country song gone bad. well one day when we make our millions we'll be getting a nice stretch low rider limo with whacked out suspension so we can sing this song while we bounce and get hammered with booze. bad neighbour came out of the lift while we were singing and stared at us for a while like he was pissed or something. what a playa-hater!

brought some beer out and there was a split in the house over which beer was nicer, hoegarden or corona with a sliced lemon at the top, some thought corona was better eg. Justin, some thought hoegarden was better eg. Johnson, some though both sucked eg. Weiliang. quite unlike the Unanimous decision on the wonders of shandy, hooch blackcurrant and barcardi lime.

quote of the day by ernest: "what a cool name hoegarden, heaven on earth i mean, a garden with hoes hahaha." dont even get me started on what he did with/to the shandy cardboard, believe me you don't wanna know, if you remember the powerbank incident in ip2 at the library it was something like that only worse. oh and ernest got completely pwned by my god-brother little timmy who's five.

of course no party is complete without some gambling, so with weeliang as our banker, we tried our luck at blackjack, everything seem to be going weeliang's way till we started singing pass me the money and with wilbert cutting the deck i think we had 2 people getting blackjack in the same round a few times.

and then cake cutting with the trickiest candles ive ever seen, but it was pretty fun and funny at the same time, some more boozing with the hooches and barcardi making their rounds and then some more blackjack and then the highlight of the day: the birthday taupok. twice. the first time they got on, colin was pushed off the side by justin i think, and we have evidence to show that justin is constantly jumping on top of taupok in a wrestling move and pushing people off the sides so the second time he goes first, just on top of me so no monkey tricks at the top. and then the rest climb on and the pile was really high and then the traditional happy birthday pile hump with white boy replacing my name and then the trademark finisher with ben pouring chinese medicated oil aka fengyou all over me. and then time to say goodbye and rub off the fengyou on all the conspirators and walk them over the bridge with an encore of pass me the money.

what an awesome night! its hammertime with the white boy! very nice i like its sexytime! :)

nothing gets better than a party like this. 3 words, meat, booze and of course homies.